Compliments...Women Can't Live w/o Them

Dear Readers,

            Well in the beginning I decided that I would like to refer to myself in the third person point of view, then slowly it became tedious and finally annoying, so I have decided to stick to the first person point of view. All you grammar Nazi's reading this will understand what I meant, and will also shake your heads in shame as you read the rest of this post. Sorry,  let's try to recover from my random tangent towards grammar and writing style. The real reason that I am writing to all my lovely readers again is because of the one thing that women, girls, aunties, grandmothers, or any female will love, compliments.
            As Lady Dabaang I feel it is my duty to bring all you men out there some common sense. I swear where you all born on some kind of drug? As my day has gone by today I have heard from over at least five guys that I don't know how to compliment a woman. Guys...a piece of common knowledge...it is not has hard as Einstein's equation it is a compliment....simply nice words put together. I am hundred percent sure that you have complimented at least one female in your lifetime. Remember the time when you were a small child and you wished your mother a Happy Mother's Day and how she is the best mother in the world, *bling* that was a compliment geniuses. I don't know what happens to you between the age of ten to eighteen that suddenly the lot of you forget how to do that again. Well don't fear, Lady Dabaang is hereeeeeeee !!!!!!!

1. If you like a girl the first step is not to state that you don't know how to give her compliments. Don't ever do that....otherwise I will be forced to come slap you across the head. The lady wishes to be complimented and be told that she is the star of your eye. Men understand that women are vain and love to hear nice things about themselves....even if they state otherwise. 
2. Compliments should never wander around her weight. That is the biggest NO on the list...and some of you might say oh we already knew that. However, there is always one idiot that has to make a compliment that can be related to weight...DON'T DO IT. 
3. Compliments should highlight her best feature or the one thing that you love about her (If you love her weight... don't say it... look at number 3). An example of this would be is just a nice sentence saying that you love spending time with her. Please avoid saying these sentences when you are busy doing something else. Like your playing on your x-box and telling her you love spending time with her.....earth to idiot man... your spending time with the x-box not the girl.
4. Look into her eyes when you are saying something nice....and possibly lightly hold her hand or bring her closer....she wants to know that you meant it from the bottom of your heart and especially for her. Don't scare the living crap out of her by staring her down like she is the next target you need to shoot down in one of your stupid little nonsensical video games...make it soft and sweet. 
5. Last advice I received from a friend and I though I should include it just in case. One of my friend's told me that never compare or compliment based on another woman. Now that I think about it I would be offended if someone did that unless it was one of the women in my family.
6. OH AND IMPORTANTLY ------> Don't be stupid....I know that is hard and vague...but I trust you enough to know what is going to be a stupid compliment (hopefully...don't disappoint me)

Well my lovely readers....I hope this helped in some way...and now you have some vague idea on how to compliment women. Please if you have any specific questions comment below and ask....I will respond honestly. Lastly we all know that to keep blog successful we need three things...entertainment...entertainment...and entertainment. Guess what Lady Dabaang is? Yes you are right entertainment. Okay, that was pure cheese and stupid lol....well my pyaare (means lovely in hindi) readers I will catch you all later with another interesting topic.

Best of Luck All You Future Compliment Givers,

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